The Good Wifes Guide

Buckle up, darling-this isn’t your grandma’s etiquette manual. The Good Wife’s Guide by Johann Bachmann is a subversive, laugh-out-loud manifesto that torches the myth of the perfect wife with gleeful precision. With razor-sharp wit, it exposes the patriarchal scam of domestic bliss, teaching women to wield the 'submissive smile' like a dagger and navigate society’s expectations while secretly rigging the game. From passive-aggressive culinary chaos to strategic tears that topple egos, this book is a battle cry for every woman who’s ever faked a smile while plotting a coup. Dedicated to the schemers and rebels who rewrite womanhood with every eye-roll, it’s a guide to embracing your chaotic, untamed brilliance. Forget folding fitted sheets-grab this book, flip a bird at the rulebook, and build your own damn empire. Perfect for fans of feminist humor, social satire, and unapologetic empowerment.