The Good Husbands Guide

Dive into the hilarious, biting satire of The Good Husband’s Guide, a darkly comedic exploration of modern relationships and the absurd lengths men go to navigate them. Through the misadventures of Robert, a hapless husband ensnared by his wife Penelope’s Instagram-perfect expectations, Johann Bachmann crafts a wickedly funny manual for surviving the minefield of marital bliss. From mastering the art of preemptive apologies to decoding the subtle art of the 'micro-hmm,' this book lays bare the ridiculousness of societal pressures, ethically sourced anxieties, and the soul-crushing pursuit of curated perfection.With chapters like 'The Art of the Preemptive Apology' and 'The Advanced Groveler’s Toolkit,' Robert’s journey evolves from groveling servitude to a rebellious embrace of imperfection, offering laugh-out-loud insights into love, chaos, and the courage to ditch the script. Dedicated to every man armed with a wilting bouquet of apologies and a slightly damp washcloth, this first edition, published in 2025, is a must-read for anyone who’s ever questioned the #CoupleGoals dogma. Perfect for fans of sharp wit and unfiltered truths, The Good Husband’s Guide is a gloriously unapologetic ode to being human in an overly curated world.Warning: Contains ethically sourced sarcasm, non-organic humor, and a healthy dose of marital anarchy.