Not Quite Right

“THERE’S A REASON THEY’RE CALLED PRIVATES , Y’ALL.” This is the kind of wisdom you can expect in Kelly Kazek’s hilarious memoir-ish book. And she should know: She managed to parlay her penchant for turning down dirt roads in search of World’s Largest Things and Stonehenge replicas into a job as a Weird News Reporter. She weaves comical accounts of the oddities she’s discovered with charmingly honest stories of life with her husband Sweetums, a 6-foot-7 Bigfoot enthusiast. You’ll also learn: • To always wipe church pews and Walmart scooters in case a    nekkid person was there before you; • How to differentiate a northern Bigfoot from a southern one; • Ways to design a tasteful garden around your hubby’s concrete   statues of Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and a mooning gnome; • How to plan a romantic honeymoon that includes the World’s   Largest Catsup Bottle and Uranus (the town, y’all).