Kelly Kazek
'Fairly Odd Mother: Musings of a Slightly Off Southern Mom' is award-winning journalist Kelly Kazek's skewed and hilarious view of various aspects of life, from raising a daughter as a single mom to life in a small town to popular culture ... 'I felt I had a lot of wisdom to impart to my daughter, like 'Never let a man see you put on control top panty hose (or for that matter, take them off. Someone could get hurt.)' - from the column 'Moms get dumber as teens age' 'The idea of drinking a bovine pee cola gives a whole new meaning to those old Peter Frampton lyrics, 'I'm in you, urine me.' At least I think that's how they went. Plus, it makes you give those Red Bull ingredients a second glance.' - from the column 'Try an ice cold Cow-ca Cola' 'Guys, at this point have likely picked up on the more obvious (to guys) mystery in this whole incident: Where does a naked woman put $40,000 in jewelry...? (Pause while we all ponder this.) ...and if this man was paying $100 per hour to have a naked woman in his house, why wasn't he watching her? I imagine to some, this would seem wasteful.' - from the column 'Nude maid strips man of self respect' What readers are saying ... 'Kelly Kazek has a most delightful writing style and a wry sense of humor!' - Jim G., Phoenix, Arizona 'I've never written to a newspaper colunist before but I had to write to tell you how much I enjoyed your column. Rarely does anything make me laugh out loud but your column did!' - Martha C. Leeds, Alabama 'I burst out laughing several times' - Linda S. Whiting, New Jersey 'If a new column's not there by Monday, I start to get the shakes.' - Michael P., Milledgeville, Ga.