Michael Brein
Travel Tales: Toilet Stories is all about taking care of your daily business as best you can — doing your daily duty, so to speak… finding and using toilets and the like — in your travels. No matter where you are traveling to, no matter what you are doing, and no matter who you are when Nature calls, you had better answer.Talking about your bathroom needs is, indeed, one of the top ten daily topics discussed by fellow travelers among one another when they meet and talk and trade stories.Whether you are just a tourist or a seasoned traveler, rich or poor, old or young… King or pauper, no matter what and who you are, everyone shares this one absolute necessity in common of attending to your daily toilet needs post haste.Nature calls but waits for no one!Being under the weather toilet-wise definitely puts a damper on things — on every thing! One thing is for sure, if you do not have your bathroom and toilet ducks all lined up in a row, you will for sure be dead in the water.Of course, there is much disdain and disgust expressed by travelers in regard to their daily bathroom needs, especially the often gory details! No one really wants particularly to have to talk about it.But one thing is for sure whether or not you are a seasoned traveler or one of the world’s truly great adventurers, when it comes to bathrooms and such, you had better have your act together!Last but not least, despite how disgusting tales of travelers’ accounts of dealing with their number 'ones' and their number 'twos' may be, there are nonetheless many riotous accounts of toilet stories, too. Some of the funniest travel stories are about this very subject matter.This book collects the variety of interesting situations travelers and residents sometimes find themselves in especially in regard to their daily toilet experiences and encounters.This book includes the true tales of the sorts of things that you might expect to occur when Nature just does happen to call you — and know this for sure: Mother Nature will call you, sooner or later, sometimes even when you least expect it and often when you are not in a particularly appropriate space either to deal with it.You may very well be surprised when — not IF — Nature calls and you are just not prepared at that very instant to best deal with it. Nature cares not who you are, where you are, or what you are doing — when Nature does call you you had better be prepared to deal with it right there and then on the spot!
