Jass Richards
Are there intelligent life forms out there in the universe?Well yeah. No one’s visited us yet.Have you noticed that more and more athletes are saying a quickprayer at the starting line?A clear admission that you can’t possibly win without divineintervention - yeah, that’ll really psych out your opponents.And this ’bigger is better’ thing - completely illogical.Anyone can shoot a moose that’s just standing there.If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall.These bits and many more in Too Stupid to Visit.__________ '... wretchedly funny.' C. Mike Rice, Realworldatheism 'Your material is fabulous! It reminds me so much of George Carlin. ...' Gemini Rising 'Jass is a comedy genius. ... reminiscent of Monty Python ... ' May Arend, Brazilian Bookworm