El Ninjo
Do you need the perfect gag gift for your kid or husband's birthday or do you want to win this year’s monkey gift reward?Always wanted to know how to keeping track of your gassy steam cloud or know someone in your family or circle of friends who are just looking for this?If you answered all of the above questions with a loud and resounding YES I DO, then you areat the right place at the right time because this hilarious Fart Diary is the perfect item thatyou are looking for.El Ninjo, the mad genius behind the best-selling FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper! Banger series has created the perfect journaling book to journal about each smelly sound released inside or outsideand no matter the how big or small. Inside you will find 250 lined pages designed to record all the details of even the loudest and smelliest fart!You can even date your each of your fart stories that you are writing about.Each page contains a line for the date and lots of writing space. This way the proud fart writer can go ahead with plenty of room to unleash his or her meticulous description of the latest and greatest fart experience and adventure.Always remember a fart is nothing to be ashamed of. Like many health fanatics say: "One apple a day keeps the doctor away the natural way." What does this message mean? Eating raw is the healthiest way to stay fit and zen. So make it a habit to eat raw and poop out your steamy gas like there is no tomorrow. What the media does not want you to know though is that producing flatulent gas is simply a natural bodily function because the industry wants to sell you shitty chemicals that'll cover up your body's most natural body functions.Don't say Adios to all these pant ripping clouds and don't worry about the media or society because all you care about is 1. eating some raw fruits and veggies because it is healthy, 2. keeping a proper diary about every bottom belching tune you are blowing out into this wonderful world, and 3. enjoying your fart chronicle souvenirs that you can take a look at from time to time with a good old cup of joe. What more do you need inorder to be relaxed, happy, and healthy?Nothing really?! Right! So get over with what your significant other might say and dig into the wonderful worldof blowing them out - the smellier the merrier! Go ahead and get your Fart Notebook today so that you can finally live the carefree and fun lifestyle. You'll see, you can't get enough once you got started your Fart-Tastic diary adventure!FEATURES:Premium Matte Finish Soft CoverPrinted on Bright White Paper 6" x 9" Inches240 Lined Diary Pages
