Capitán Horn / Mr. Smith
Don’t let the worm plunge the toilet! Not likely sir, and definitely not on his watch.Should you accept to take part in this fantastical adventure, you will trek alongside our simpleton hero as he galivants across the countryside in true vagabond style with his only possessions being his good-natured disposition, a bottomless wardrobe of costumes and props, and his steadfast, internal drive to dutifully perform his janitorial tasks.His tale begins as any other you have been told, with a quirky occurrence of nomadic happenstance, spun in the classic vain of finding virtue in ‘Fixing it, when it’s not broken.’ However, the road to accomplishment and content in the world of bathroom remodels is never as easy as it appears. Yet, in the most terrifying situations, in times when it would appear all hope is lost, when even the bravest of souls would give in and surrender... our hero shines his brightest. Not even when confronted with the jeers of a snickering canine entity, does our hero shrink from danger.This is the end game and if not the Lumbricus Terrestris, who else will complete the alterations that must be made? Follow our hero through life, love, and adventure to the final stronghold. Go racing with the wind at your back and the sun upon your face aboard the Shaken Knot Stirred, as our aspiring janitor goes heeling into battle. He knows what must be done and he knows how love is made.Never Pull Out! Never Surrender! 3
