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Classroom Quotes

Classroom Quotes

Classroom Quotes

Mike Artell

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MJA Creative, LLC
Año de edición:
2017
Materia
Humor
ISBN:
9780991089482
Páginas:
256
Encuadernación:
Otros
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Every day in classrooms across the country, teachers hear kids say things that are hilarious, shocking, poignant or unexpected. This book is a collection of some of those classroom quotes submitted by teachers who have actually heard them. They're not, 'second hand' or, 'hearsay.In a special section of the book, author/illustrator Mike Artell includes a few of the many letters he's received from children following his visits to their schools. Be prepared to laugh. This is a perfect gift for a new teacher, an experienced teacher who needs a reminder of how much fun kids can be or for anyone else who spends their day educating small children. Sit back, relax and prepare to laugh out loud at these classroom quotes. 3

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